Friday, May 12, 2006

Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not ...

Harumph! You go through life with a slant that’s been influenced by a mixture of 60s British films, the greatest music of all time, the S&D and being brought up in 60s/70s working-class (non-council!) Littlehampton and then some spotty little twerp widens out the market for YOUR cool by calling his album after one of YOUR defining film lines ...

The cure? Sit down and watch Saturday Night and Sunday Morning back-to-back eight times with a case of creme caramel Bailey’s and some good organic tuck, then go out sour faced to Woolies to buy a copy of the offending album.

And you know what, it ain’t ‘alf bad for a bunch of spotty virgin kids. Raw guitar, heavy drums, good tunes buried in the mix and a nice sneery voice full of humour.

Forgiven lads ..... by why nick half your name from the greatest group of the 80s, Fossil Monkeys?? And the other half from a tacky Asda Chav dessert (Arctic Roll)?

3 comments:

Trinity said...

I introduced you to the Arctic Monkeys or you'd still be humming along to Nana Mouskouri whilst picnicking along the side of the M5.
Chicken drumstick anyone?

Peak Oil Dreams said...

Not for me thanks.

Actually I introduced the Monkeys to myspace when they came to me for advice back in 2004.

And do they even thank me??

Trinity said...

You don't even have a myspace chumpy nuts.