WANTED - ROBOMEN
We are seeking men and women who are prepared to do exactly what we ask, who will not question authority, who will be like everyone else, who do not think.
We offer superb tented accomodation, central city locations, no need to wash, chance of a good fight.
Intelligent, educated, free-thinking people need NOT apply.
Apply to 'Too Thick to Fail'
c/o St Pauls Cathedral
Uniforms (hats, matted jackets, combat trousers, bovver boots) provided.
Unpaid as we do not believe in money.
Applications are NOT wanted from working class people, people who have not been to university, supporters of capitalism, the most successful economic system ever invented.