In their breathtaking hubris the 'Too Thick to Fail' zombies are offering the following course to the bone idle middle class chumps that form 100% of the miserable campers.
POST CAPITALIST LIVING
Remember that after capitalism you will be required to live where we say, do the work we say and share your house with others.
Remember that state controlled food supply can be VERY chaotic, so try to grow some fruit and vegetables in the tiny part of your garden that we allow you to keep. However do not under any circumstances attempt to sell any produce, as this will be illegal.
If you have a business close it immediately. We are NOT interested in people that can stand on their own two feet, earn foreign exchange (money is wrong!) or live free of state benefits.
You will be required to join one of the armed services and fight for your fatherland if capitalists threaten our country.
Have any pets destroyed as they are decadent and capitalist.
Trash your environment. Care of the environment is a decadent capitalist trait and will NOT be tolerated. Socialism decrees that EVERY natural resource is to be exploited and depleted - there will be no opposition to this.
JOIN the party, which will be the only one allowed. Otherwise your career will stall and your life, and those of your family and friends, will be in danger.
Destroy all decadent art, music and literature. There is no room for beauty or art in the post capitalist future.
SMILE at all times. You are FREE. Remember you are one of the 99%, the proletariat. The 1%, those old comrades of the Occupy Movement, will be the elite.
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