wallop!

So the socialist scumbags who use mobile phones whilst driving are going to get a few points on their license and have to fork out £60 of their unearned income from today. There's been a little bleating as expected from these deadbeats but the police seem to actually be enforcing it. I always make an obscene gesture when passing these morons in their 2CVs and lorries, no doubt as they discuss revolution and chardonnay on their Nokias.

They'll be whingeing even more from July 1st when they can't ruin decent people's lives and meals by smoking in public. A few years ago we could have told 'em to 'sod off back to Russia' but the commies have vanished there too!

Now for a TOTAL ban on smoking and an automatic lifetime driving ban for using mobile phones in cars. These buggers could also afford to pay £1000 fines ...

hippy of the week

This week's prize socialist dipstick is Fidel Abdul-Aziz, owner of the company planning to develop Lydd Airport. Ho-hum - another rich kid who looks backwards rather than forwards when deciding how to spend his daddy's money and, surprise suprise, a non-resident of Romney Marsh.

Bit of advice to Fidel - put daddy's cash into gold and forests. An airport is a silly idea for two reasons - 1) There ain't going to be any fuel for aeroplanes within 10 to 20 years, so what's the point? 2) Romney Marsh is at or close to sea level. Thermal expansion of the sea due to global heating will inundate this whole area over the next 50 to 100 years. Either way (and you're going to be hit by both) Lydd Airport has no future.

Now waddle off and go and spend your unearned wealth on something WITH a future.

would you credit it?

The incoming head of the Nationwide has suggested that in the future all bank customers will have to pay fees just for having a current account! He can FUCK OFF! This is because the banks have been charging 'unfair' fees to those customers who have been going into the red. Excuse me but shouldn't they be penalised for being losers?? Why should those of us who ARE financially competent have to subsidise these mullet-wearing, smoking, Sun reading, James Blunt fan shits?

The whole credit/mortgage/deficit finance con pushed by our idiot lefty government and their running-scared good ole boys in the USA is built on the premise that 'money' (like oil) will last forever, that the less real it is the sounder it will be, the Economist talks about the end of the cash economy and all these mummy-boy emo tossers are so PC they won't tell the truth because it'll hurt somebody.

Buy gold.

glastonbury

A trip to Glastonbury today. Not by train of course - the S&D make take years to get back there. Stuck behind old gits, horseboxes, lorry drivers, the usual loser suspects, but we got there in the end.

Glastonbury's a painful place for a Pagan. There are too many hippies, crusties, middle-class new agers and old gits cluttering up the place. Vegetarian food is hard to get, there are always far less witch and Pagan shops than you remember, and there's still a stink of christianity about the place in a few dark corners.

There was even a cafe there which announced 'smoking encouraged', probably the most loser uncool thing I have EVER seen. How are they going to survive after 1 July?? And who cares ...

But there was an upside - the excellent Goddess and Green Man shop and a superbly atmospheric pub with bad food!

But the Pagan engagement ring we went for eluded us - until we popped into Wells on the way back and in the very last shop we saw there it was - plain band, white gold and in exactly my size - and with a 30% discount!!

you pathetic commies ...

Mmmm. One of those days. The BBC had film of some French fucker whingeing because he had to pay £5 - yes five quid - extra tax to help combat climate change for his unneccessary flight to France. Fuck off mate, and all the rest of you commies and sheep that think whingeing is acceptable. Fact is the new tax should be set at about £50 and even that is too low. Air travel has to end, and end fast. It's destroying YOUR planet and YOUR kids' futures. Okay, it will end anyway over the next 20 or 30 years once the oil goes, but do we have that much time?

On the same news the new report (and these always veer on the safe side) on climate change is now forecasting at least a 3 degree centigrade rise by 2100 and up to one and a half metres of sea level rise - and this is assuming gradual melting of ice sheets rather than the far more likely sudden collapse of ice shelves. Sorry, but we're fucked if that's even half true!

And the silly story about a bunch of commies wanting to kidnap, torture and behead a BRITISH moslem soldier is just pathetic. These people are mentally ill and need to be treated accordingly. Hippies, tories, christians and commies - wouldn't the world be such a better place without 'em??