Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Nine Best Excuses for not Doing Homework

The Nine Best Excuses for not Doing Homework

  • My dad was sick on it
  • I got an octopus stuck up my nose and had to be rushed to casualty
    A squirrel run away with it thinking it was a nut
    My mum used it to bury the goldfish in
    Dad couldn’t do it so Mum belted him and he lost an eye
    We had Jehovah’s Witnesses around until three in the morning
    I couldn’t find a pen
  • I'm not the person you think I am
  • A zookeeper stole it

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